I was about to go dig through the collection of George Will’s columns to find a few that demonstrate two recurring themes I’ve noticed in his writing: 1) that Antonin Scalia-style “interpret the Constitution literally” jurisprudence is the only honest way for a court to operate, and 2) that legalizing gay marriage is the first step on the road to legalizing any kind of sexual practice and any kind of marriage. He’s made these claims before in scattered places, but fortunately he addresses the gay-marriage issue head-on (my cache) in a column dated today. As for the “interpret the Constitution literally” bit, there’s this broadside against campaign-finance law (my cache):
As the Supreme Court writes its ruling, it should remember that six years ago Gephardt proposed to amend the First Amendment with this language:
“Congress . . . may adopt reasonable regulations of funds expended, including contributions, to influence the outcome of elections, provided that such regulations do not impair the right of the public to a full and free discussion of all issues and do not prevent any candidate for elected office from amassing the resources necessary for effective advocacy.”
Some people may prefer the simplicity of the First Amendment language — “Congress shall make no law . . . abridging the freedom of speech” — that Gephardt’s amendment was designed to improve.
(ellipses in original)
Campaign-finance reforms tend to be one of Will’s favorite targets, and he rejects them for the simple reason that they seem to conflict with the First Amendment. The logic seems pretty compelling to me, though I’m curious whether the Court will agree (in the case which presumably inspired that broadside).
What I’d like to mention, though, is that Will is far less likely to comment on gay marriage as a violation of equal protection, even though the 14th amendment seems pretty unequivocal as well:
No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.
This points out a problem I have with Will, and Limbaugh, and all the other people who seem to believe that Antonin Scalia’s vision of the world comes to us from on high: they’re much more willing to apply their favorite judicial standard where it’s convenient to what they believe in. They’re not willing to take a principle and run with it as far as logic would take them. Shouldn’t “equal protection of the laws” pretty clearly favor gay marriage? The logic is simply this: inasmuch as defining marriage to be the union of one man and one woman denies the rights of marriage to gay couples, haven’t gay couples been denied equal protection of the laws?
I assume there are nuances there that I’m missing, but there are also nuances that Will is missing when he blithely asserts that the First Amendment decree to “make no law” literally means “make no law.” It doesn’t, and it never has: we’ve always had copyright laws, libel laws, slander laws, and laws against “fighting words,” and we even used to have Alien And Sedition Acts that amounted to censorship of dissenting voices. (Those Sedition Acts, we might mention, arose during the Adams Administration, when the Framers were still alive and probably knew the “original intent” much better than we do.)
So if Will can charge ahead and assert the seeming lack of ambiguity in the First Amendment, I’ll do the same for the Fourteenth. Why shouldn’t someone who’s committed to intellectual purity in his Constitution demand gay marriage? Could it be that Will — and Limbaugh, and Scalia, and the rest — are the same political animals as the rest of us, and apply our principles more heavily against those things that we oppose?