I love Boston. I love that the city would shut down because of a “bomb scare,” and would blow up one of these “bombs” that was “planted” at Sullivan Square. Well, people, here is your “bomb”:
Statement from Turner Broadcasting
The “packages” in question are magnetic lights that pose no danger. They are part of an outdoor marketing campaign in 10 cities in support of Adult Swim’s animated television show Aqua Teen Hunger Force. They have been in place for two to three weeks in Boston, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Atlanta, Seattle, Portland, Austin, San Francisco, and Philadelphia. Parent company Turner Broadcasting is in contact with local and federal law enforcement on the exact locations of the billboards. We regret that they were mistakenly thought to pose any danger.
Shirley Powell
SVP, Corporate Communications
Thank you, non-functioning city government. I really do love you.
If you don’t have an appreciation for the finer points of dysfunction, this city will be hellish for you.
P.S. (1 Feb 2007): So they arrested a guy. He’s charged with “placing a hoax device.” According to that link, that crime is defined in Massachusetts General Laws, Chapter 266, Section 102A½. Doesn’t seem applicable to me, but then I don’t see where the “½” is either.
But in any case, is this really a hoax? The idea of a hoax is that you want to convince people of something, when in fact that thing isn’t true. It’s not at all clear that anyone was trying to scare anyone else. It was an ad campaign. If they’re guilty of anything, they’re guilty of not properly forewarning the city. Or were they in fact trying to pretend to have a bomb? Seems unlikely to me.
(Police-department news link via Universal Hub)
P.P.S. (1 Feb 2007): My former coworker Jeff Chausse asks:
Gee, could all the indignation of the local authorities just possibly be redirected anger at their own foolishness?
(Via Universal Hub)
The lighted panels, according to Turner, have been there for two to three weeks. So not only are they foolish for freaking out about lighted panels, but they’re foolish for not having done their jobs for three weeks — if their jobs involve blowing up lighted panels.
P.P.P.S. (1 Feb 2007): Bruce Schneier wraps it up nicely, while also mentioning the MBTA’s wasteful, inefficient, and possibly illegal random-bag-search program. I’ve meant to mention: the timing of the “hoax” on the same day that the search program was revealed to be useless is pretty great.
P . . . S. (2 Feb 2007): James Grimmelmann makes a great point: Turner should pay the defendants’ legal fees. If they don’t, we should boycott the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie.