I’m reading Creationism’s Trojan Horse: The Wedge of Intelligent Design right now (naturally on Cosma Shalizi’s recommendation), and by a wonderful little coincidence I happened to watch Deputy White House Press Secretary Donna Perino try to explain why Dick Cheney actually deserves to evade oversight.
In the case of both creationists and Perino, I stand in awe. When Perino bobs and weaves around the questions she’s asked, does she know she’s spewing falsehoods? If she knows that the regime she’s defending is sometimes in the wrong, yet she continues to defend it because of her role as its spokesperson, that would seem to make her behavior unethical. If, on the other hand, she believes that the Bush administration is always right, then from my perspective she’s just deluded. There’s also the possibility that she fully realizes their errors but believes that they’re serving a higher good. I guess that would make her something of a utilitarian. No set of policies is perfect, after all, and maybe she’s just standing behind what she views as the best available administration. It still strikes me as unethical to defend specific policies that you know to be unjust, and moreover to attempt to pull the wool over Americans’ eyes about them. As citizens, we rely on each other to separate fact from fiction, and that responsibility holds more intensely still for our leaders and their subordinates. Yet we also seem to take it for granted that in our various roles we take on other responsibilities, and that it’s part of the game to allow our ostensible leaders to play fast and loose with the truth.
Likewise for the creationists. Either they know that at least some of what they’re saying is false, or they believe all of it is true. If they believe some of it is false, then they may believe that telling lies is justified by the world it brings about (namely a theocratic state).
I really would like to meet any of these people (Perino, Michael Behe, William Dembski) and talk with them. I don’t actually believe any of us would change the others’ minds. In all honesty, I just want to meet them to get a taste of sociopathology as a going concern. Do they just deceive themselves? That is, do they believe their own untruths? Do they put away their critical faculties while they peddle nonsense?
Behe and Dembski are intelligent people. Dembski has a Ph.D. in mathematics, of all things; Behe has one in biochemistry. They must be as aware as anyone of the flaws in their arguments. They simply must be aware, also, that their flawed arguments reveal a terrible cynicism about humanity: they must believe that if they actually told people the truth, the people would reject their arguments. So instead they resort to lies.
Creationism’s Trojan Horse certainly believes that they’re lying, not only because it sees their credentials but also because their motives in the “wedge document” and elsewhere are so transparent. The wedge document on its own doesn’t really pin mendacity on them, though; the document claims that one of “intelligent design”‘s first goals must be to lay the scientific groundwork to prove their case. They’ve failed at this task, of course, and the arguments that they’ve bothered to advance have been transparently bad (recycled Paley). It’s the refusal to back down in the face of a transparently bogus argument that calls them out as charlatans.
I want to understand their theology. Why do they believe that speciation by natural selection says anything at all about their creator? Is it really just because they’re fundamentalists? Do they really believe that the Bible’s description of the Creation must be literally true, and absolutely without symbolism? Many of us without a religious bone in our bodies have no problem understanding how natural selection and the Bible could be compatible — namely, that the Bible tells stories symbolically, and that if there is a God He’s created the Universe according to a particular set of rules. It is then our job to discover these rules.
Now, I can imagine some room for concern if you’re Christian. There’s probably no teleology in natural selection or quantum mechanics or relativity theory or any other scientific model; evolution isn’t “aiming at” anything. Christian theology, to the very limited extent that I understand it, does indeed say that God has a plan for mankind’s ultimate redemption; somewhere in the stack of models, Christianity does posit a teleology. So if you want to be a Christian biologist or physicist, you’ll want to hunt for God’s will somewhere in there. But again: I would hope it would be a postulate of our theology that God’s mind is literally unfathomable. If we see that the lowest levels of the models bespeak no teleology, we have several roads available: keep hunting for it at higher levels, reject our current understanding of our God, or reject our current understanding of the science. Or all three. If you reject the science, you have at least two choices: work within the scientific framework to prove your claim that science is wrong and Scripture is right; or throw out science, and explain why you believe that the whole institution has to be overthrown. You are not allowed to issue pretend scientific arguments and pathetic attempts at logic.
Part of what makes creationism so puzzling, if we assume that they’re honestly trying to understand our world rather than play political games, is that their skepticism doesn’t go any lower. Why focus so much on natural selection when nature’s purposelessness shows up so much more clearly elsewhere? Doesn’t quantum mechanics, which argues that the universe is non-deterministic at the lowest levels, cast much more doubt on Scripture? Natural selection is not nearly so random: it is, in fact, random mutation subject to differential reproduction.
The simplest hypothesis in response is that fighting quantum mechanics is bad politics. Physics has a justifiably great reputation, having proven itself in engineering if nothing else; no one who uses a computer or a light bulb or an airplane or even a tall building could argue with a straight face against the essential truth of modern physics. Whereas natural selection, as it’s normally taught, leaves some room for doubt: isn’t it all about stuff that happened millions of years ago? And doesn’t it say that we’re no better than monkeys? The PR is right there waiting to be grabbed. So the creationists have grabbed it.
Which gets me back to the belief about creationists that I don’t really want to come to, but that I find myself inevitably driven toward: that they are advancing ideas purely for their political value, in the hopes of winning the culture war by any means necessary.
All of the above has made me lean toward an uncomfortable conclusion: the charlatans always have the upper hand. There are a lot more ways of being wrong than there are of being right, and the wrong ideas often seem to have the best PR. The great challenge for our side is learning the levers of power (specifically marketing) while never stooping to our enemies’ level.