Coworker Dan (obviously baiting me, a Mac user, from the other side of the room): “At least it’s not a stupid *Mac*. Those suck.”

Me: “I don’t do religious wars; sorry.”

Dan: “Oh, I do. I love them. And Macs suck.”

Me: “Oh yeah? Vim versus Emacs?”

Dan: “Vim.”

Me: “Open brace on the same line versus open brace on the next line?”

Dan: “Same line.”

Me: “Good. Glad we got that out of the way.”