Text explaining to Thai restaurants that this white man wants to eat the real stuff? — February 8, 2014

Text explaining to Thai restaurants that this white man wants to eat the real stuff?

Years ago a dear friend, fluent in Chinese, wrote out this little thing for me to hand out at Chinese restaurants:

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As I understand it, and as Google Translate confirms, it tells the reader that the bearer is not your average white man; he can handle the real shit.

Now I would like this in all languages. I would like it in Thai, in particular. Yes, I could feed some English text into Google Translate, but I wonder whether anyone out there in Internet-land knows how to say this sort of thing in Thai.

Restaurant recommendation of the day: Giulia in Cambridge, near Porter Square — November 10, 2013

Restaurant recommendation of the day: Giulia in Cambridge, near Porter Square

Just like it says up top: you should go to Giulia, in that part of Cambridge that is equally inconvenient to both Harvard Square and Porter Square; in that same little area are Simon’s (formerly the best coffee in Cambridge until Crema came to town), Marathon Sports, and the West Side Lounge. M’lady and I have gone to Giulia twice now, and had an absolutely lovely time both times. They have delicious cocktails, and plenty of lovely Italian small plates that even vegetarians such as myself can enjoy. The décor is warm, cozy, and inviting, such that I’m sure Giulia will be a welcoming destination in the dead of winter.

Highly recommended.