Years ago a dear friend, fluent in Chinese, wrote out this little thing for me to hand out at Chinese restaurants:

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As I understand it, and as Google Translate confirms, it tells the reader that the bearer is not your average white man; he can handle the real shit.

Now I would like this in all languages. I would like it in Thai, in particular. Yes, I could feed some English text into Google Translate, but I wonder whether anyone out there in Internet-land knows how to say this sort of thing in Thai.